Lil Dicky – Professional Rapper (Feat. Snoop Dogg)


Latest smash off of LD’s debut album “Professional Rapper.” Buy the album here! –




Video Directed by Douglas Einar Olsen

Produced by Al LeVine

Character Design by Douglas Einar Olsen & Leah Tiscione

Animation by
Sean Glaze
Josh Kim
Douglas Einar Olsen

Cleanup Animation by
Dominick DeJesus
Howard Morris
Michael Harding
Rachel Paek
Josh Kim

Backgrounds by Stanley Von Medvey

Rigging by Damil Bryant

Compositing by Eric Binmoeller

Professional Rapper:
Engineer/mixer Dave Gulik (engineer) Rob Klineski (mixer)
Mastering engineer Dave Kutch/The Mastering Palace
Beat produced by Stan Lane
Publisher Pop Up Music


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47 thoughts on “Lil Dicky – Professional Rapper (Feat. Snoop Dogg)

  1. "…you don't know if this your worse shit..!!"

    That line gave me a lot to think about!

    Like if I start to make music or films…I'd want my first…to be my worst…essentially… More or less…that's a trip!

  2. Lil Dicky – Professional Rapper (Feat. Snoop Dogg)
    (For those who want to keep up with the story)

    Hello, how can I help you?

    Hi, my name's Dave Burd, I have an appointment today

    It's probably under 'Lil Dicky, ' actually

    I'm a, I'm a rapper, so

    Okay, and who are you here to see?

    Uh, Snoop Dogg? Says here Snoop D-o-g-g

    Oh, yeah. He's right down the hall

    First door to your right

    Give him a knock and he should be right with you

    Thanks. It's uh, this door right here, right?

    Mm-hmm, thank you

    Grab a seat

    Thanks I'm Dave very nice to meet

    Dave, what it do? You can call me Dogg

    Let me just check your sheet

    No problem, sir, let me just say

    I'm a big fan of the shit that y'all make

    I can't lie, I been thinking about this all day

    All good, there's a reason that we called, Dave

    let me start with your background

    Where you come from?

    Sure, I was undergrad down there in Richmond

    Before that

    Oh, you talking bout my hometown?, yeah

    I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly old town called Cheltenham

    It was in the suburbs, upper-middle wealth around

    So real shit you ain't never had to struggle for much

    I wouldn't say it like that, we just had a different kind of trap


    Well I ain't never had a tool, but I had to be the man at school

    Like I was doing shit I had to do so when I finished undergrad

    I'm cool and I can get whatever job I wanted

    But the job you wanted wasn't all that bumping

    Yeah, and I saw it quick all the flaws that be coming when you grow up like that

    Know you been racing them rats, you ain't been making them raps

    Boo hoo what a hardship

    How you paid to get the rap shit started?

    Man, my Bar Mitzvah money

    But don't diss me buddy, I wasn't one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose

    I must've wanted this a lot, I had something to choose

    Look at that, I can say there's something to prove up in your ass

    Yeah, I guess

    That's enough of the past, what makes you want to do rap?

    Oh my god, it's the best

    Bitches let me draw up on their breasts

    Literally I can reinvent myself

    I get a forum to project myself

    It's never boring, every morning I wake up and try to best myself

    I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself

    It's kinda healthy

    Cool, now let me put you through a couple hypothetical's


    In a club and a couple niggas threaten you

    Uh, I wouldn't do shit

    And I don't even get what that got to do with this?

    Shut the fuck up, rap's like life

    If you wanna do this, then you won't get far acting like a little bitch

    Nah, that's my niche!

    Don't get offended by this, but that's the market y'all missed

    That's the target I'll hit

    And that's the heart of my pitch

    I wanna do this whole thing different

    What the fuck you mean you wanna do the whole thing different?

    Uh, you know, I-I think, like, you know

    Traditionally people have been doing the job the same kind of way for a long time

    But traditionally speaking, this shit works, right?

    Nah, like, I get that, but I-I just think that, you know

    You don't know if it could be working even better

    And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out

    I don't mean any disrespect by that

    I'm just saying I have a different background

    Like a different perspective way of looking at things than your typical applicant

    So what are your biggest strengths?

    Well my flow is crazy, I can switch that amazing

    For example, I can be like ain't nobody fucking with Lil Dicky

    When he get up on that shit and spit it sick and ridiculous

    Ripping this shit like it's never been did and the rhythm is never predictable

    Cause I can switch it, deliver this shit to whatever cadence you bitches prefer

    Alright, alright, I get it

    Top of that, lyrically I'm pretty damn clever (go)

    Got a long bottom bitch, called a hoe Neville (whoa)

    And I blow it from the jump, Derrick Rose knee (oh)

    You can say I'm pretty smart how I know better

    And y'all been winning like Pistorius, it's no feat

    Bro, I can go on and on

    I'm taking over and they mad like father-in-laws

    Okay enough of the punchline, that ain't showing me you different from the other guys

    Well I don't know if they can run it like that

    But ain't nobody else doing funny type rap

    What's that?

    Well I can tell a story about my morning

    Watching Boy meets World and jerking off to Topanga Lawrence

    Like the 14 year old Topanga

    Oh this shit like a joke to you?, I don't get it

    Nah it ain't like that I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual

    Like, as a guy

    So when I get up on the mic I ain't finna just lie

    Real recognize real, right?

    Yeah, I guess. So what you trying to do?

    Five years from now, tell me bout the due

    Well, I don't care about the money

    Like, it's the respect that I'm wanting

    Honestly, I just want to be one of the greats

    Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate

    I don't wanna leave the game the same

    In a nutshell, what's your legacy?

    Well, I wanna be the dude that came in and made the stand up rap

    With the random rap and the man like that for the people that was anti-rap

    Yet, the fans of rap started recognizing anti-rap is ironically one of the real brands of rap left

    That shit sound pretty damn complex

    I guess, I wanna be the best

    I just wanna do it my way

    And turn the whole game sideways

    And show people you ain't gotta be resigned to the highway

    You can make a path while these motherfuckers drive straight

    I ain't mad at that

    Well thanks, man, that's my plan of my attack

    Just let me in and I'mma rap the plaques

    And I ain't about to win them back to back

    I'm bout to win them like it's back to back to back to back to back

    Til I stop rapping

    You ain't even sold a damn album yet, true

    That's a lot of talk from a wily vet

    Let alone a young rook nigga

    You misread me

    Nah this ain't a book nigga

    Well that's one of my flaws, I'm too competitive dawg

    No, you just fucking repetitive dawg

    I get it, you trying to be better than all, but you ain't shit until cheddars involved

    I get that I gotta prove myself

    No shit you ain't done shit

    But think about that though

    Only doing this a couple of years

    One tape and I'm like this?

    This shit is aight for your first shit

    But you don't know if it's your worst shit

    You don't think finding out would be worth it?

    It might be, it might not

    But I'mma put your ass to work, kid

    Wait, like, like I have the job? Like really?

    Well one more thing, let me see if you could put a hook together

    What would you do for the hook for this song?

    You want me to make a hook up right now?

    Do I look like the type of nigga that like repeating himself?

    Alright, uh, okay, man do the hook

    I'm bout to be professional

    Homie, I'm professional

    Uh, maybe like a low voice type thing?

    Nigga, that shit is garbage man

    Well, you know, I feel like there might have been some upside to it

    But I'm not good at thinking of things on the spot like that

    Don't y'all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes?

    Sometimes, but you know, that was some next level Dogg shit right there

    Yeah, you know, I'm just way better when I get to think things through

    Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing

    Whatever man, you trying to smoke a blunt?

    Right now?

    Yeah, sure

    Dope, Juanita, bring some weed in here, please, thank you

    (You got it, Snoop, I'll be right there)

    Thanks, Juanita, super nice woman

    Nigga, why does everything you say sound so soft?

    Uh, I really don't wanna be spoken to like that, so

    Whatever, Thanks

    (Hey, I got y'all y'all weed)

    Damn, that's some great looking weed, It's just so early

    (Can I get you guys anything else while I'm here? coffee? tea? head? bottled water?)

    D-Did you just say head?

    (Yeah. You ain't never got no head before?)

    I mean, Just feels like A lot, right now (ok)

    But what kind of tea do you guys have?

    (We got mint, raspberry, earl grey, English breakfast)

    Actually, I'll take head

    (I knew your little dirty ass wanted some head.)

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